Monday, July 02, 2007
you guys HAVE to watch this.
its a famous video called 'charlie the unicorn' by jason steele.
it is retardedly funny, and disturbingly freaky.
i decided to put a full script below! so everyone can appreciate its awesomeness to the max.
warning: since shuf mentioned the unicorns sound like theyre on crack, if sudden compulsions to smoke pot or similar drugs occur, please stop watching the video. i am poor. do not sue me.
blue unicorn - B
pink unicorn - P
charlie - C
B: heyyy..charlie...hey,charlie wake up!
P: yeah charrlieee, you silly sleepyhead wake up!
C: ugghh. god you guys, this better be pretty freaking important. is the meadow on fire?
B: no charlie, we found a map, to candy mountain. candy mountain, charlie!
P: yeah charlie! we're going to candy mountain. come with us, charlieee
B: yeah charlie! it'll be an adventure, we're going on an adveennnture charrrliiieee.
C: yeah, candy mountain, right. i'm just gonna you know, go back to sleep now.
B: NOOOOOO, charrrlie! you have to come with us to candy mountain.
P: yeah, charlie! candy mountain! it's a land of sweets, joy....joyness....
C: please stop bouncing on me.
B: CANDY MOUNTAIN CHARLIIEEEEE
P: yeah, candy mountain...
C: alright alright! i'll go with you to candy mountain.
B & P: lalala...lalala....lalalalala.......
C: enough with the singing already!
B: our first stop is over there, charlieee
C: oh god, what is that?
B: its a leopleurodon, charlieeee
P: a magical leopleurodon!
B: its gonna guide our way to candy mountain.
C: alright guys, you do know there's no actual candy mountain, right?
B: shun the non-believer....
P: shuunnnnnnn......
B: shhhhhhhuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnn. uh.
C: ....yeah.
B: he's spoken!
P: he's told us the wayyyyyyyyyy.
C: it didn't SAY anything!
B: it's just over this bridge charrliieee
P: this magical bridge, of Hope and Wonderrr.
C: is anyone else getting like, covered in splinters? seriously guys, we shouldn't be on this thing.
B: charrliiiieeee. chaaaarrrrrrlllliiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee. chaaarrrrllllliiiieeeeeeee. char-
C: I'M RIGHT HERE! whaddya want?!
B: we're on a bridge, charlie.
P: we're heeerrrreeeee.
C: well whaddya know, there actually is a candy mountain.
(this is my favourite line)>>B:
candy mountain, candy mountain, fill me with sweet sugary goodness!P: go inside the candy mountain cave, charrliieee
B: yeah charliee, go inside the cave. magical wonders behold when you enterrrr.
C: yeah uh, thanks but no thanks, i'm gonna stay out here.
P: but you have to enter the candy mountain candy cave charliee!
(cue in candy mountain ad jingle with dancing letters. too many words and too long so i too lazy to type haha. anyway just keep watching, the explosion at the end is worth it.)
C: alright, alright! i'll go into the freakin' candy cave. this had better be good.
B & P: hhhhhaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaa! goodbye charlie. yeah goodbye charrrliiieee
C: goodbye?! what- HEY! whats going on here?? hello?! who is that??!!!
C: oh...guuuhhh. what happened? gauggghhh they took my freakin' kidney!
hahahahaha! cracktastic stuff eh? for better quality video go to
filmcow. also, all thanks to geraldine for introing the vid to me!TRANSFORMERS ROCKS!
autobots, roll out! -
